The Woeful Cost of Having a Vagina

So, today, I stumbled upon this article at Jezebel.com where this woman wrote an article detailing the cost of having a vagina, presumably to imply the argument that it's so much harder to be a woman.

http://jezebel.com/5890058/this-is-how-much-it-costs-to-own-a-vagina-an-itemized-list

Here's a link to the article. Well, I decided that was an incredibly narrow-minded and sexist argument, since the vagina is incredibly valuable, compared to, say, a cock. But we all know that women are terrible at math, so I decided to help them. 

Use this simple formula:

Subjective Value - Upkeep Costs = Genital Worth

Now, I'm not a social scientist or anything. In fact, I hope to deliver pizzas for a living. But I think we can both agree that there might be a sex difference in subjective genital value. Anyway, this is the comment I left on the article. I guarantee it gets censored, so I decided to put it here instead:

Well, to be fair. The average vagina is worth a lot of money as well, probably more than it costs. I'd agree to have one. I mean, I just read this comment written by the friend of a cam whore. Keep in mind that being a cam whore doesn't even involve touching anyone. It's literally what *showing* men your vagina is worth. You can probably make more if you actually decide to have sex. On the flip side, my penis is worth basically nothing to women. Men believe in free love.

I have a friend whose girlfriend now does it. She gets $500/show average and does it M/W/F - so $1500/week. [No comment on the time requirement, which is probably like 5 hours a week.] You do the math, thats a little over $70k a year (I don't have a calculator) something like 74 if I'm not mistaken (my friend who dated her found other girls earning $800-$1000+ per show. Yea it's serious!) [No comment on whether this income is taxed.]
You have to be different though. There are a lot of girls with girls, girls with guys, you want something that a lot of men can fantasize to. If you would like ideas just look up the most popular porn topics. You can PM me or any of the non weirdo guys here and I'm sure they can give you more than enough ideas to get some stuff started.
I would recommend as well that you find a good guy friend (or girl friend) that likes being on camera as well. 2 people doing each other is always hotter than 1 doing themselves.
Good Luck
http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/610889-Cam-girl-earnings

The Evolution of My Profile on Plenty of Fish

I love to read! I also love to listen. I like hearing knowledge and wisdom and the little things that people find significant. Obviously I prefer positivity, but I try to be understanding. People who talk about complicated things are more interesting. If you know good stories, I'd love to hear those!

I am interested in spirituality, but I am very irreligious. My worldview is torn by the ambiguity that a supercomputer creates a superstition that links us and everything altogether or that the universe itself is such a reality that is so connected.

I value cooperation over competition, since I think working together makes us happy, but I am a little suspicious. I am not a fan of the hookup culture. If I don't know and trust you, how do I know you aren't a secret agent sent by the devil to harm me? Hmmm?

Security professionals view confidence as being the output of success over time.

I like alternative music, anything that's imaginative and optimistic.

My goal is just to be happy. I don't have much money or power. My Dungeons and Dragons alignment is Chaotic Good. I am somewhere between a monk and a druid. If that just made sense to you, then please let's create a campaign together.

Well, let's end this with a shameless self-plugging. I am looking for work, and if you happen to know someone looking for help, I'd be happy to hear from you. I possess a bachelor of science degree and have a nice professional resume. You never know, right?

Ok, ya'll. I've officially decided that women are not worth it. But I've decided to stay on this site to heckle people, since I've been having fun doing that.

This is funny. I just viewed this clinical therapist's profile where she talks about wanting a sensitive man who can understand her emotional needs, and if you are another dude, I don't need to tell you just how bullsh*tthat is. But she goes so far as to cite this webpage illustrating her point that romance is not dead, and her perfect soulmate might just be on the other end of a Tindr conversation. In the same style, I am going to post scientific evidence that women really care mostly about nothing else but how much money you will spend on them. Like, maybe you can find that one odd coot who will love you for being a good man. But let's take this back to reality, for a second:

"However, a study on status in the book shows otherwise: In a carefully controlled experiment (Guéguen and Lamy 2012), researchers tested the idea of how important status is to women. They placed men in expensive cars and instructed them to approach women and ask for their phone numbers. Then they had the men do the same thing in medium- and low-status cars.


The results? The men were successful 23.3 percent of the time when women saw them in a high-status car, 12.8 percent of the time when they drove a middle-status car, and 7.8 percent of the time when they drove a low-status car. Clearly, women are monitoring our status, and we’re acutely aware of that fact.

So the next time someone asks for “proof” of hypergamy, now you can just give the statistics of the willingness of women to give out their number to the guy in the Maserati.

Read more: http://pjmedia.com/drhelen/2014/03/03/hypergamy-cars-and-phone-numbers/#ixzz3RUb4oWW1

There you go. Scientific proof that most women just want you for your wallet. If you are driving an average vehicle -- something entirely reasonable even if you are filthy rich -- women will assume you have no money. Half the TOTAL number of women who would have paid attention to you suddenly write you off. Half of the remainder will write you off should it happen that you don't consider investing significant amounts of money on your car terribly important.

This is not an isolated incident. You think you won't believe me unless I supply you with the far more credible anecdotal evidence? Well, suck on this:

"Really, ladies? Could you be giving women a worse reputation? This video is ridiculous and shames women everywhere."
http://elitedaily.com/humor/ferrari-prank-proves-women-care-money/

Update: I'm not the only one who noticed that study about the cars.
http://www.returnofkings.com/30553/women-dont-care-where-you-get-your-money-as-long-as-you-spend-it-on-them

You want to know why romance is dead, ladies? Well, there ya' go.

My Response to an Old Friend From Emory University

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