Saturday, November 14, 2015

Dear Future Alien Anthropologists

Democratic Presidential Candidate Harry Braun's
Letter to CBS News regarding the "so-called" Democratic Debate
Harry Braun is shown in his office above with Lockheed solar ocean thermal hydrogen production systems behind him on the left and "Windship" hydrogen production systems on the right that were developed by engineering professor William Heronemus, who served as a former superintendent of shipbuilding for the United States Navy. Both systems could have been mass-produced in the 1800's, and either one of these technologies could replace all fossil and nuclear fuels in the USA and worldwide while providing a vast sanctuary for the remaining fish and other marine organisms that are in the final stages of being hunted into extinction. 
November 1, 2015
Mr. Scott Pelley
CBS Evening News

Dear Scott,

I am writing to ask if anyone at CBS has yet reviewed the 14 reasons why I should be included in the Democratic Debate (which are included below), or my book and other campaign position papers that I have sent regarding replacing the highly-toxic and unsustainable Oil Economy with a solar-sourced Hydrogen Economy that requires no R&D because the wind and other solar hydrogen fuel production technologies and engine systems have been in use since the 1800’s.

One expects presidential campaigns to be about the quality of ideas presented, but my campaign message is a dreadfully serious one that involves educating the public about the oil and other fossil fuel-induced climate change chaos that is now causing the 6th Mass-Extinction event in the Earth’s history, which is already destroying food production systems worldwide. 

The use of fossil and nuclear fuels has also contaminated every man, woman and child worldwide with a mixture of over 100,000 unregulated oil-based chemical poisons that are now causing epidemics super-sticky "amyloid" plaques that are at the heart of of a broad-spectrum of tragic diseases, including cancer, Autism and Alzheimer's, that are bankrupting the USA with trillions of dollars in unnecessary health care costs. This chemical contamination is completely out of control due to an immutable law in physics called "diffusion" which occurs every time cream is poured into coffee. Thus toxic spills are never “cleaned up” they are diffused into the air and water where they are concentrated millions of times in every person or other animal.

Ignoring these problems that are exponentially compounded by the overpopulation problem that is also ignored in the presidential debate, is a policy of mass-suicide for not just the United States, but all life on the Earth, from the proteins that are melted down into the amyloid plaques in every cell to billions of people who will die from this chemical contamination. And the only beneficiaries, which are the multinational corporations that make up the Oil Industrial Complex (i.e., the chemical, pharmaceutical, banking and news corporations), will also disappear in the coming chaos, which is truly an oblivion scenario for life on the Earth.

The only survivors, if there are any, will be those countries who replace oil with wind-powered hydrogen production systems that can power indoor “Lifeboat” and larger “Ark” food production systems in every community that will be able to operate in spite of the climate change chaos that will only intensify with time. Yet the only thing the U.S. government can agree on is to spend billions of dollars to drop more bombs on unknown people in foreign lands for oil and gas, using highly-toxic uranium-238-tipped warheads and munitions that have a 4.5 billion year half-life.

Due to the immutable laws of diffusion, those radiological poisons that are blown into dust will be swept up into the atmosphere where they will diffuse with the wind and rain worldwide to increasingly contaminate the American people, including the unborn children who already soak in a witches brew of chemical poisons from the point of conception, which will tragically alter the life of the parents until their death. And none of this toxic contamination was ever necessary.

Given none of the existing presidential candidates are even aware of such problems, much less the solutions, and given I represent thousands of scientists and engineers worldwide, CBS News has a public interest responsibility to allow me to participate in the upcoming Democratic Debate. I realize I am 0 in the polls, as were Jim Webb and Lincoln Chafee, but unlike Webb and Chafee, I have never received any coverage from CBS or the national news media, in spite of the fact I ran against John McCain for Congress in 1984 and Jay Rhodes in 1986 on the issue of shifting from an Oil Economy to a Hydrogen Economy with wartime-speed.

If my proposals had been covered by CBS and the other national news networks back in 1984, it is possible that the multi-trillion dollar Oil Wars now underway in the Middle East and Ukraine would never have never occurred and the climate change chaos would have been substantially moderated given hydrogen is the only zero-carbon emission fuel.

So let me make a suggestion.

You should at least allow me to be interviewed in your CBS News Broadcast regarding ratifying my proposed Democracy Amendment, my analysis of Hillary Clinton and the other points I have listed below. Within one week of that interview being aired on your CBS News broadcast, my national approval ratings will not only be over 1 percent, but they could well exceed those of Hillary Clinton, given I am a fundamentally different candidate that is not focused on raising money (which the candidates keep regardless of whether they win or lose) but on putting the majority of voters in charge of the U.S. Government so they will be empowered to make money in political elections (i.e., bribery) illegal. 

Moreover, the Clinton supporters are not aware that both Bill and Hillary have been bribed by oil company lobbyists for their entire political career, and Hillary’s main focus as Secretary of State was to promote fracking leases and multi-billion dollar Oil Wars for Chevron, Exxon and Halliburton worldwide, which involved violent regime change upheavals in Libya and Ukraine.

Please note that I have not been able to campaign in Iowa or New Hampshire because my wife Dorothy has been recovering from double-bypass heart surgery last year, which was unfortunately followed several weeks later by a broken hip. We live in a beautiful home in the Woodmont golf course in Canton, Georgia, about 40 miles north of Atlanta that is situated in an old growth forest, except the water in the creek that runs through the golf course is so contaminated that it should not even be touched much less consumed.

So is the water in your neighborhood because vast quantities of the chemical and radiological poisons now arrive in the wind and rain. According to the University of Georgia, residential neighborhoods now spray 10 times more chemical poisons on their property each year than farmers spray on their crops. It reminds me of a really tragic movie I saw as a kid with Gregory Peck, called "On the Beach," about the radiation coming in the rain from a nuclear war. This classic film is now available on Youtube, except the mass extinction event that is now in its final exponential stages is real, and it is taking place whether people are aware of it or not.

My wife Dorothy has been recovering well, allowing me to travel on campaign interviews or debates, and given I represent thousands of distinguished scientists and engineers worldwide in my presidential campaign, that is reason enough to provide me with an interview prior to the debate, so the American people can decide which path they want to take given the State of Emergency that now exists. Humanity is as close to a technological “utopia” as it is to an ecological “oblivion” and the decisions made now will determine which future will evolve.

Any suggestions you may have would be greatly appreciated, because from my perspective, you and CNS News are the “trigger mechanism” for this “transition of substance” while there is hopefully still time to make a difference in preparing for what is coming.


Harry W. Braun III
Democratic Presidential Candidate

Key Reasons Why Harry Braun should be included 
in the Democratic Presidential Debate

1. Harry Braun’s Presidential Campaign is registered with the Federal Elections Commission and the IRS, and is published on Wikipedia, which is a prerequisite for being listed on Facebook and most other social media websites. Braun was the only Democratic Candidate posted on Wikipedia who was not allowed to participate in the CNN Debate in Nevada, in spite of the fact that Braun represents thousands scientists and engineers worldwide. His Wikipedia article (Harry Braun) documents his past Presidential campaigns in 2004 and 2012, and his Congressional campaigns in Arizona against John McCain in 1984 and Jay Rhodes in 1986. All of Braun’s campaigns were focused on replacing the unsustainable Oil Economy with a solar-sourced Hydrogen Economy, which is outlined on the BraunforPresident.US, PhoenixProjectFoundation.US, ScienceNewsNetwork.US DemocracyAmendmentUSA.US, websites.

2. Harry Braun is the only scientist in the Democratic Primary who represents thousands of scientists and engineers worldwide, many of whom are professors, who are members of the International Association for Hydrogen Energy (, which is focused on replacing the highly-toxic and unsustainable Oil Age and Economy that is rapidly making the Earth uninhabitable, with a Hydrogen Age and Economy that is both poison-free and inexhaustible. Wind and other solar-powered hydrogen production technologies that make hydrogen from water with electricity require no research and development because they have been in use since the 1800’s. Braun has been an Advisory Board Member of the IAHE since 1981, and his Presidential Campaign has been endorsed by the IAHE president, University of Miami engineering professor T. Nejat Veziroglu, who has a 93-page resume of accomplishments.

3. Given the hydrogen production technology has been in the public domain for over 200 years, the trillions of dollars spent annually for energy will go to the U.S. Treasury, which will finally allow the USA to become a debt-free country with its Dollar backed by hydrogen and not oil, which is rapidly diminishing as more and more people are forced to compete for fewer and fewer resources. As such, the “transition of substance” to a Hydrogen Age will profoundly impact all issues related to taxes, domestic and foreign policy, healthcare and immigration.

4. The multinational Oil Industrial Complex has contaminated every man, woman and child worldwide with its highly-toxic and non-renewable chemicals and products, including the unborn who now soak in a witches brew of chemical poisons from the point of conception. This chemical contamination, along with the population explosion, are the major factors that are causing the Earth’s Sixth Mass Extinction event, which is now entering into its final exponential stages, which means it is almost over -- and none of this was necessary. 
5. Hillary Clinton proclaims to be in support of the environment, but she has been funded by the Oil Industrial Complex, which includes the chemical pharmaceutical and banking industry, since her Senate Race in 2000 and her 2008 presidential campaign. From day one as Secretary of State Hillary’s mission was to promote the highly-toxic fracking of oil and gas by multinational oil corporations like Halliburton, Exxon and Chevron worldwide. And according to The New York Times, over $250 million was transferred to the Clinton Foundation while Hillary was Secretary of State, and these “donations” were not reported to the Obama administration or the IRS for over 5 years. Moreover, CBS News 60 Minutes reported on an international uranium “deal” negotiated by Bill Clinton and approved by Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State, which involved transferring one-fifth of all U.S. uranium reserves to a Russian-controlled mining corporation, thereby transforming Russia from a uranium deficient country into a global uranium superpower. This explains why Hillary chose to have her own private server, and why she destroyed email evidence that was subpoenaed by Congress.

6. From a medical toxicology perspective, Bill and Hillary Clinton’s legacy has been the unnecessary chemical contamination of the air, water and millions of people worldwide, which is causing epidemics of devastating diseases including cancer, Autism and Alzheimer’s, that are bankrupting the USA, along with the never ending Oil Wars and tanker protection services in the Middle East and now Ukraine, which are supported by all of the other presidential candidates, including Bernie Sanders.

7. These issues regarding Hillary Clinton have thus far been ignored in the campaign, in spite of the fact that uranium mining is an extraordinarily toxic process that releases vast amounts of uranium isotopes with a 4.5 billion year half-life into the air, dust and water, which will ultimately be diffused worldwide, poisoning all living organisms from people to proteins. Medical physics professor John Gofman observed that only one word came to mind regarding such ubiquitous chemical and radiological contamination of all life on the Earth for profit by public officials like Hillary, and that word was Nuremberg.

8. The National Academy of Sciences testified before Congress (The New York Times, May 13, 2011) that the use of oil and other fossil fuels were indeed the “human factors” causing the climate-change chaos, droughts and “superstorms” that were already destroying food production systems worldwide. Yet when Congressional investigators asked what actions the Congress should take, the NAS scientists said it was a political problem that required a political solution. But the NAS representatives did not mention that solar-sourced hydrogen is the only zero carbon emission and completely non-toxic and renewable fuel that can permanently replace all of the oil and other fossil and nuclear fuels in the U.S. and worldwide by 2020. Indeed, in the U.S., less than 2 million 2 megawatt wind-powered hydrogen production systems would be needed, which are no more difficult to mass- produce than the 16 million cars and trucks that were sold in the U.S. in 2014.

9. None of the other presidential candidates from either party are even aware of the hydrogen energy and economy concept, even though the technology to produce hydrogen from water has existed since the year 1800, and the world’s first automobile built in 1807, was using “electrolytic” hydrogen made from water and not toxic gasoline as fuel, which would not be available for another 50 years. Thus the Oil Age-induced 6th Mass Extinction event was completely unnecessary, and the problem is not technical – but educational and political.

10. Hydrogen was a primary fuel used by NASA for all of the Saturn V Moon Rockets and Space Shuttles and Lockheed, Boeing, BMW, Ford, GM, Toyota, and Honda have all been developing hydrogen-fueled aircraft and ground vehicles for decades. Honda has even developed a home hydrogen production and refueling system that only requires electricity and water, and every existing engine and vehicle can be modified to use hydrogen fuel.

11. As Henry Ford demonstrated in the 1920’s, the least expensive hydrogen, ethanol and plastics for his automotive vehicles was made from his cannabis crops, which is the real reason the oil industry lobbyists, led by Andrew Mellon, changed the common name of cannabis (i.e., hemp) to an unknown Mexican slang term “marijuana,” so it could then be made illegal in 1937 as a “new” dangerous drug without any recorded vote in the House or Senate, and over the objections of the American Medical Association. Moreover, there was no Constitutional amendment passed to make cannabis illegal, which was required by Article I Section 8 of the U.S. Constitution to make alcohol illegal.

12. Moreover, medical investigators published in Scientific American (December 2004) documented that the THC cannabinoid in cannabis is not a toxic drug at all (unlike all of the oil-based pharmaceutical drugs), but a 500 million-year-old neurotransmitter that is used in the brains of all humans and other vertebrate animals to switch on a two-way communication and feedback system in the brain that has redefined the science of neurology. These are some of the reasons why the editors of Scientific American characterized the existing cannabis laws as “absurd,” and why Braun would immediately legalize cannabis.

13. Few Americans are aware that the United States was founded on a Cannabis Economy from the day the Pilgrims landed in 1492, because cannabis was used to make everything from the highly-nutritious food, soap, and super strong fibers for clothes, paper, ropes and rigging for the “canvas” cannabis sails, without which the ships would never have survived in the open seas. George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were major cannabis farmers, as were virtually all other farmers in Colonial America, and cannabis was even used as U.S. currency for nearly two centuries. As such, cannabis, which is an ancient Greek word, was the key technology that served as the foundation of all civilizations who successfully mastered the seas. All of that changed, however, in 1937 when oil industry lobbyists replaced the Cannabis Economy with the Oil Economy, which is now in the final stages of making the only planet in the Universe known to support life uninhabitable.

14. Given none of the other Democratic or Republican presidential candidates are discussing this State of Emergency or any of the issues in these 14 points, much less the Article V Democracy Amendment Harry Braun is proposing that would transfer all political power from the elected officials and the lobbyists who bribe them to the majority of voters, it would be highly-irresponsible for CBS News not to allow the American voters to be made aware of these scientifically-based, but truly Biblical-scale problems and solutions in the Democratic Debate that are at the heart of Braun’s interdisciplinary Democratic Presidential Campaign.

Empowering the Majority is Critical

Media inquiries can contact Harry Braun at 770-905-7000 or 770-905-7020 or on his Contact Us section of his BraunForPresident.US website.

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

The Anti-Utility of Chicken Humanity

Workers in the USA are not paid for their labor hours; They aren't paid for their effort; They aren't even paid for their production. Workers are paid for the privilege of their title. This is not pure nepotism, as is often thought, but is a more archaic concept, called simony.  

Money is a lie. It doesn't store value. It stores social position, to be dispensed at the leisure of an official.

If you intend to work hard to succeed, you are going to fail. If you intend to work smarter, not harder, then you are going to fail. But if you intend to vie for a higher ecclesiastical position, then you just might succeed. The idea is not to have as a goal some sort of production, but instead, to compete for a higher position, regardless its utility.

The best you can hope for as an employee, clerical, technical, or kinetic, is not to be rewarded more for your success, but to be awarded a higher title for your success, or even for your popularity. In this sense, academia is doing the world a disservice, since they are creating an ecclesiastical barrier to promotion that cannot be purchased through merit. It can only be purchased through a dispensation of social privilege.

Let me make myself clear: You can be an excellent student; you can demonstrate your achievement through a test; you can volunteer and do everything right; but if you aren't popular and aren't the recipient of enormous social privilege in some other way, don't bother applying to medical school. It's literally the most important factor. (It was also factored into everything else you did, no matter whether you noticed.) But even if you overcome all those obstacles, not being popular will still keep you out. You'll get to the pearly gates, and God will ask, 'How did a plebeian make it this far? Need we redesign our rigging?' The medical prep books don't tell you this, but it's true and good to say.

After all that, I am left in awe at the idea, 'How many Jews did anti-Antisemitism exclude from CCUNY?' Lord Oghma, Binder of What Is Known, forgives you, my friends.

 11Then I looked on all the works that my hands had wrought, and on the labour that I had laboured to do: and, behold, all [was] vanity and vexation of spirit, and [there was] no profit under the sun. 12And I turned myself to behold wisdom, and madness, and folly: for what [can] the man [do] that cometh after the king? [even] that which hath been already done. 13Then I saw that wisdom excelleth folly, as far as light excelleth darkness.

I have become wise like my teachers, who heaped mockery on unjust wounds, though I know less about medicine. I was a scientist, and you were a cleric -- and now I am a cleric.

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Commentary on a Patriotic Essay, Installment I: Considerations on Representative Government


In this first installment of my new blog series, Commentary on a Patriotic Essay, I will be reading through John Stuart Mill's Considerations on Representative Government. I hope to achieve an atmosphere similar to Mystery Science Theatre, but darker and more cynical. These are troubled times for the American people.


Those who have done me the honor of reading my previous writings will probably receive no strong impression of novelty from the present volume;
Admit it. You haven't read anything like this before, or if you have, you certainly didn't enjoy it. Well, I hope to make this a little more exciting for you by being an asshole while you read it. Wish me luck. I will be skipping Mill's wordy bullshit and giving you the meat of his writings.
Several of the opinions at all events, if not new, are for the present as little likely to meet with general acceptance as if they were

There's hope! John Stuart Mill was largely ignored or disputed, just like you and me.

It seems to me, however, from various indications, and from none more than the recent debates on Reform of Parliament, that both Conservatives and Liberals (if I may continue to call them what they still call themselves) have lost confidence in the political creeds which they nominally profess, while neither side appears to have made any progress in providing itself with a better.

 Politics was fucked up back in  Mill's day, just like it is today. The two competing political factions even called themselves the same things! Even more extra-ordinarily, they had been corrupted in exactly the same way. They caught a horrible case of the hypocrisy pox.
Yet such a better doctrine must be possible; not a mere compromise, by splitting the difference between the two, but something wider than either, which, in virtue of its superior comprehensiveness, might be adopted by either Liberal or Conservative without renouncing any thing which he really feels to be valuable in his own creed.
Mill was an utter idealist, who makes the claim that creating an effective government is possible, and he says we should demand one and not compromise. Wow, well, that idea preceded basically every failed Utopia ever conceived, including Communism. But let's read more about what this terrorist has to say.
When so many feel obscurely the want of such a doctrine, and so few even flatter themselves that they have attained it, any one may without presumption, offer what his own thoughts, and the best that he knows of those of others, are able to contribute towards its formation.
 This is the conclusion to the Preface. Mill says that when everyone realizes that the Government is a corrupt piece of shit, anyone can point it out. Good point, Mill. 

Friday, July 17, 2015

Wage Slavery: Good blog post and my comments

It had exactly zero comments, so I decided to spice up the page a bit.
  1. Here’s a good way to tell if you are a slave.
    1) Calculate the lowest cost of living feasible while meeting all basic needs, including food, shelter, and reasonable security.
    I think you’ll find that the “suits upstairs” have made this nearly impossible. But there’s a “living wage” calculator at MIT that’s
    better than nothing. Other than that, the US government censors basically anything except cost of living indexes, which are relative.
    2) Subtract your lowest cost of living, which I’ll refer to as “minimum living expenses,” from your after-tax income. Let the result be called real income, since slaves would presumably have those expenses covered for them.
    If the value is negative, you are earning less than a slave would. Congratulations, chattel slaves make more money than you do. The positive value is the money you can spend on free choices, including more expensive substitutes (like a residence bigger than an inexpensive studio.)
    3) Trace the positive quantity to ensure that it’s not going to expenses such as interest or protection fees. In order to be free, you must be able to decide what to do with your own after expense income.
    Your real income, as long as it can be freely spent, is the measure of the financial freedom you have. A slave has none. A wage-slave often has less financial freedom than a chattel slave. At least, if freed, a chattel slave would have no outstanding debt.
    I tried to avoid standard economic and statistical jargon, as these are largely exploitative mysticism. I hope you enjoyed my analysis. Now watch as exactly no one reads this. Vote for me.
  2. Edit:
    I’ll add that unpaid internships are actually a good deal, since entirely every good job on the market requires previous work experience, which most people don’t have for the job in question. In all honesty, that means that these aren’t new jobs but merely invitations to transfer from one department in the military industrial complex to another compartment. A job transfer is not a new job on the market. For simplicity sake, ONLY entry level jobs are new jobs and if and only if they:
    1) require no experience
    2) are reasonably likely to hire you as an anonymous individual with related academics or other basic demonstrated interest.
    Look carefully, and you’ll find that there are basically no jobs like that at all in the economy except minimum wage jobs or unpaid internships.
    If your dad isn’t Ron Paul or you aren’t part of some favored political identity, good luck landing that sweet job without doing it for free for awhile.

Thursday, July 9, 2015

News and Updates and the Cult!

Recently, I have become aware that there is a sizable cult that encompasses an unknown yet powerful group of citizens in my city. How did I find this cult? Their headquarters was listed in the Ford navigation directory that powers my car navigation system. The name of this cult is the "Church of the Morning Star," which as many might recall, is another name for Satan. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have uncovered a Satanic cult right here in  my home city. And I have pictures!

I went to the headquarters listed in my navigation system, and guess what I found? The church was recessed deep into an ant colony like neighborhood, probably 5 to 10 turns in. Every house was almost identical, even the way the yards were cared for. Now, you might be thinking that's some kind of Home Owner's Association bylaw. Just bear with me.

I finally arrived at the headquarters, and there was absolutely nothing. There were no cars, a few people checking out my car to see who I was, and nothing else, just one big nondescript house. I checked my nav system to see if I went to the correct location, and I was right on top of it. It was the house just in front of me.

When I was looking at my nav system, I noticed there was a school called , "School of the Church of the Morning Star," which was located about 15 minutes away. At this point, I was excited that I found a cult, and I wanted to join. So I plugged the school into my nav system hoping there would be a way to talk to these people. Keep in mind that it's the middle of summer, right?

The school turned out to be in another house, in another identical neighborhood, with the same-styled yards. And this neighborhood was 15 minutes away! At the school, even though it's summer, there were several cars. I stood at the base of the driveway leading to the school house, and I could hear children and adults talking. Since no one noticed me, I decided to take pictures. Here's what I found:

Base of the school

This is a view of the school from the base of the driveway. Notice that there are several cars. 

This is another angle. It shows that there are even more cars parked on the other side.

 There are even more cars parked in the cul-de-sac just outside the driveway.

 And those cars are parked on the other side of the cul-de-sac as well.

Well, I decided all of this was very strange. So I looked at the backsides of as many vehicles that I thought I could see without arousing suspicion. I found a marine corps license plate, and I also saw this:

Tom Price is a Republican congressman from my state. He's sort of like Ron Paul's evil twin. Also, he doesn't believe in man-made climate change and has no brain. So I learned two things about the cult, which are that one of the members is a former marine and another member voted for Tom Price. He's probably a political conservative.

My hopes were a little dashed, since I wanted the Church to engage in occult beliefs and maybe even some exciting goat sacrifices. But if they are conservatives, they might fall more under the Christian heretic cult type, for example Mormons. In any case, having a massive, sprawling, mycelium-like cult operating in your city is nothing to despair about. How exciting!

For my next post on this topic, I am going to try to join the cult! Pray for me.

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Minimum Wage in Seattle

Do not let the unexplained destroy you!

Subtract out the base minimum living cost for the median American worker from his expected earnings, and consider the new value a more meaningful income value. This is what is known as net earnings.

wage - rent - vehicle - tax - food - basic utilities (including cell phone) -security*= net earnings

* Security needs include formal protection against violent crime. But it also requires an adversarial check on security forces, like community police that regulate the official police forces, so that any one community will not be forced to abide by the laws governing the whole land. It also requires non-intrusive protection against psychic manipulation. Together,this would ensure a democratic audit of the government. We need our own army. And it needs to be populated with the wealth of a great many workers. Otherwise, we will receive insufficient disposable income from the collective net earnings to voice our opinion politically.

Our collective net earnings = the number of participating individual workers * the pittance value.

We need to change the political system from fascism to radical socialism. And we need to do so quickly! It may already be too late!

Yes, that is one of our basic needs, and we need it to survive.

Your net earnings are what you've earned after you've paid a basic living expense that cover your basic needs, such as food, shelter, air, water, and safety and health. I think you'll find that the median net earnings are a pittance value compared against the net earnings of a CEO, who earns 300x the wage of a standard worker, who is probably suffering just as much working at that necessary position. A CEO's net earnings can be tens of thousands of times greater than a worker's net earnings. We will fight them against the King. We will fight them on collective bargaining. We will fight them against the self-proclaimed elite. We will fight them against robots.

Minimum wage: The government forces employers to pay their employees enough for them to survive. Collective bargaining: The employees are allowed to argue for enough wages to survive, backed by the threat of organized civil disobedience or even outraged violence, a labor strike. Workers who do not comply with unionization do not receive jobs. Minimum wage is very similar to collective bargaining. In fact, in Sweden unions perform the function of the federal government in America, and Sweden has no minimum wage at all! I would prefer that America replaced its government with a federalized worker union, not a corporate oligarchy. That is in our best interests as the American people. The fascist Corporate world destroyed American Unions and then illegalized their strategic significance, like they did with weed. Look into a private espionage agency called the Pinkerton Institute. You will be amazed with the departure from whatever freedom was supposed to mean.

Proof that the NSA is nothing new. The only way to restore Unions would be to create a secret society where promotion is governed by the use of a reliable polygraph machine. This is to ensure that private military grade intelligence services are not employed by the corporate world in order to bust the workers' attempts to defend our interests. Then we hope they can't beat our polygraph! So we need to find a reliable one. I think EEG thought reading and mind mapping look like a good way to do it. So we see how his brain is used to move his body, and we take over that process from the current executive function. If we can apply this idea towards ensuring the loyalty of our followers, like with complete loss of information privacy. Memory access would be involved.

It's pretty bad trying to encrypt our information transfer the hard and obsolete way, without sufficient polygraph technology. The NSA has cracked all of humanity's formal encryption ability. So computer encryption is out of the question! You would have to write your own cipher.

I am currently working on one, but I don't know how long it's going to take me. It might take me years, as I do not have enough perquisite training to answer the question expediently. I'm reading an intermediate level text on computer systems, as I want a strong foundation. I would need to know what I'm doing so as to create a logically perfect encryption algorithm, one with decidedly no backdoor.

Then I could simply put it up on the internet with a mathematical proof of its working, and the gig would be up. Telepathy would be discovered. The take home lesson? Telepathy works better than encryption, since ultimately you can simply extract the useful information from the human worker, if that's not protected at all. Workers have need, and I am not talking about tin foil hats exactly, to shield themselves against detrimental programming. And it must be done through exposure of telepathic communication. In order to do this, we must first develop a defense against having our minds read.

If you know anyone who has anything to do with neurophysics and the development of synthetic telepathy, you must convince this person, even if it is yourself, to develop such a defense for the good of all humanity.

I don't think the mind knows how to not think about something that is being talked about. The correct answers ought to simply flow into the machine. Or at least an honest perspective, which is all our big ideas like Justice even care about.

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Westershire: Cheap Peanuts for The Masses pt. 2

That last statement pulled both men out of their pleasant reveries. Gaelor remembered his business manners, straightened his cotton vest, and pulled up his chin.

"Right, of course. So what brings you here today, Mr. Farmer?"

"Well, I've got a full load of peanuts, lying in the 'ole cart back there. Are you still buying at the same price?"

"A copper piece a tentame, like usual. No fluctuations in demand at the marketplace. Loxim says all his parchments add up just right. I'll bring out the scale."

Mr. Breckerstone practically skipped through the door to his back office, excited to grab his shiny new brass scale, which he had recently purchased from Farnan the Smith. Meanwhile, Gregory Farmer strolled out to haul a heaping sack of freshly harvested peanuts from the back of his cart. He lugged the sack over his left shoulder and tottered unevenly back into the shop. He made a mental note to visit to Ranjan later, to see if the carpenter could build a small wooden dolly, this time one with wheels. Or maybe he would just buy some smaller sacks. Back inside the shop, he met Gaelor finishing his calibration with the metal blocks you had to buy from Lord Tame.

"Excellent, just bring those over here, Greg; I've got it all evened out for a tentame."

Greg observed the apparatus, which had a tentame block on one side, sealed with the Lord's brand, and a wooden cup on the other, which from experience both parties knew held about a tentame of peanuts. Everything looked solid, so Farmer heaved his bag onto the counter and untied the twine holding it closed at the top. He poured a good amount into the cup. Critical hit, it was perfect.

"Allright, Greg, that's one", said Gaelor, "let me just pour that into my bag over here and make a tally on my chart. You want a copy as usual, right? Ok, let me just make a tally on this copy over here, as well. And let's go ahead and measure the next tentame.

This process continued all day long, with Greg bringing sacks of dirty peanuts into the shop, and Gaelor helping him to measure them out, very carefully. By sunset, both parchments were full of tallies, Greg's cart was empty, and Gaelor's backroom was full of fresh peanuts. Greg took his tally sheet; Gaelor took his own. They both agreed on the same number, one-hundred and thirty tentames.

Gaelor handed Greg a glittering gold piece and three shiny silver coins. Both were exhausted, and the oxen needed to be fed. The journey home would feel long, but it still wasn't as bad as digging in the dirt all day, collecting the crop. Greg took his coins, placed them in a small velvet sack, and stood up. It was time to go home.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Westershire: Cheap Peanuts for The Masses pt. 1

Once upon a time, there lived a humble peanut farmer in the rolling plains of Westershire. His name was Gregory Farmer, and he served the noble Lord Chipper Tame. Greg occupied a pleasant wooden cottage on the edge of a three acre plot, within whose borders he felt safe; he delivered a small, discrete velvet sack of golden coins to Lord Tame on the third of each tenday.

Now, not thirty minutes away by oxen-driven cart, a modestly sized shop stood. On a sunny Fourthsday afternoon, Mr. Gaelor Breckerstone might be found there behind a finely crafted wooden counter, tallying marks on a piece of parchment and waiting to be noticed. This was one such Fourthsday, and Greg Farmer was just stepping off his cart. He fed each of his two oxen a single sugar cube. They were a little pricey, but these were study and hard-working oxen. Gaelor looked up as he heard the pleasant lowing that resulted from this treatment.

Gregory walked into the shop, and he said, "Blessings of Tymora upon you, Mr. Breckerstone. How are the wife and kids?"

Gaelor smiled amiably, "Oh you know how it is, Greg. The wife always wants a new dress, and my daughter needs that popular adventurer toy."

Everyone knew everyone in Westershire. Greg's mind filled with nostalgic thoughts about his own daughter, Lizzy, her face covered in dirt, running into the cottage, followed closely by Fran, Gaelor's pretty little girl. That was a rainy Sixthsday, some months ago, and his wife had been horribly upset about needing to mop up all that mud. Covertly, Gaelor enjoyed the commotion.

"Oh, yes, of course she does. I think I heard a rumor or two about those whittled masterpieces. Ranjan the Carpenter started making those at his shop, isn't that right? And Julius the Tailor now sells little vials of dye and feather paintbrushes so the kids can personalize those things. I haven't seen either character in ages. Anyway, let's get down to business."

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Crime Really Doesn't Pay, After All

Can coercively seizing someone's information without just cause be considered assault, for example by threatening to put someone in a situation that revokes their financial security if they do not hand over their birthdate, DL number, address, and full legal name? If so, I just got assaulted and then fired for attempting to figure out how to defend myself against this work of structural violence. Now today, I feel insecure that an untrusted entity has taken so much information about me, photocopied it, and put it in a database, all without my willful consent. 

And I need a new job. Who's hiring? On the bright side, all this has given me incredible insight into identity theft.

So, let's say hypothetically  I've invented a somewhat risky (though honestly people are retarded so not that risky) scheme to steal about 50k/year from the 1%. It's hugely convoluted and would probably entail the equivalent of a full-time job in labor hours. But then I went onto and discovered that physicians make at least 200k/year, or like 120k/year after taxes. Let's give myself a 20k/year cushion, even though this is more than the median personal income. That pays for medical school or whatever. I'm also grossly underestimating salary*.

So, from this data, I can conclude that working as a physician produces about 2x as much, at least, as my incredibly clever scheme to "arbitrage" the 1% market, if you will. And it's not even a tested procedure. Then, logically, every hour I would work as a doctor would take more from society than a hour of determined labor as an identity thief. Gee, I wonder why all the ultra-smart identity thieves don't just become doctors instead?

Or for that matter, why don't black people in the hood become medical assistants instead of marijuana footsoldiers, since these each pay about equally. I think Marco Rubio should go to a project in Detroit and fucking ask that question. God dammit.

Instead, there's all this shady research on how black people are genetically violent criminals. Well, maybe not. Maybe being a criminal simply paid more than working at McDonald's. After all, I would reasonably expect a slum-negro to jump at the chance at making 50k/year reading radiology charts rather than dodging armed troops and trying to sell chemical happiness.

*Estimated Physician Salary

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Ghostwriter: The Unpublished Marvel

Read this very carefully to find out exactly what happens to a genius who wasn't born rich. Click. Read. Learn. Enjoy your sarcastic Deity.

Let me help you out with this one; if he's writing books for some of the smartest CEO's in business, then he's probably smarter than all of them. Or else why didn't they write their own books? They didn't have time? Well, how did this guy find time working fiendishly at a book plant managing 250 people, perhaps without even having a college degree. Or is that where all his extra time came from? And trust me, all along the way, people were trying to get him fired. He's so smart he was a threat to management.

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Outrageous Shipping Costs

Want to know how much it actually costs to ship an item to you, versus how much a company is charging? Click on the pictures to zoom in. I actually feel very sad for all the people who are trying to compete with Amazon right now, but it's not good to lose money.

         Price to ship a camera battery charger to Oregon

Price to ship a camera battery to Florida, from the same site.

I also checked Texas and Michigan; they were the same price. So, why do they even make me enter a zip code if it's a fucking flat rate shipping cost? Well, here's why:

Actual price to ship the same camera battery, from Oregon to Florida, or across the entire country.

Let's do a quick calculation. 5.42 - 2.50 = 2.92. So, basically, dCables is trying to charge me 50% the total item cost in order to put it in a box, slap a sticker with my address on it, and put it in the mail. I think not. Time to go to again.

Update: had a prime deal that included a charger kit, which can also be used in the car or in Europe, screen protectors, and a microfiber pad all for less than the charger on God I love-hate Capitalism.

Saturday, March 14, 2015

So You Want To Read My Diary? Well, That's Going To Cost You

I recently became aware that I've generated a few subscribers by being awesome. Apparently ya'll find me sufficiently interesting to read my bantering thoughts. Amazing. I love it. But now I'm going to try to make money off it.

You may have noticed the ads that just appeared on my blog. That's no accident, baby! Please click on them. Actually, please copy-paste my blog URL, open like 10 tabs, bring up my blog on every tab, and click through the ad on each tab. And buy stuff you don't need, of course. I know I do. I just bought this:

[Does not insert hints here]

I mean, like seriously, I have a problem. It's bad, but therapists just aren't trained to handle something like this.

And if you really like what I have to say, here's the QQminusS quote of the day!

"Racism doesn't discriminate; it persecutes anyone who is different."
                    - A random pizza-delivering genius, circa 2015

Click on enough ads, and I'll reward you by explaining the origin of my now notorious moniker!

Update: So far, no clicks. Dang! 

Friday, March 13, 2015

DnD Empire Time!

I have another idea. I am a talented Dungeons and Dragons DM. I want to start a company on that sells tickets to a DnD game for only $10. I could have four open seats per game to actually make this worth my time. And I'll host a game once a week.

Problematically, most people would rather just play Mass Effect or watch Netflix, which they can do all month long for the cost of a single game. That's why I set the price so low.

But ok. Let's say this works, and I want to expand to actually make enough money to live on, instead of less than the cheapest rent in my area per month. Now I have to split my earnings with a professionally trained DM, and I figure I have to pay him at least about $15/hour, since being a DM requires intelligence. (He's basically a story-teller.) Anything less, and how am I going to attract people who can research campaigns, memorize characters, environments, and regulate individual player experiences? It needs to be fun, and this individual must also possess good social skills.

I make about that much an hour delivering pizza. So it's not like he has no where else to go.

Games last 2 hours. Now I'm making $10/week/game, minus cost of supplies, marketing, and other corporate expenditures. I'll probably need at least about 20 games/week to make enough to live on. That's too big to start out. How will I account for all the logistical contingencies? In order to initiate this company and slowly grow it, I'll either have to charge more or pay the DM's less. Perhaps I can find DM's who will do this for free just because they like it and claim all my earnings as suggested donations, until I grow large enough...

(That's how the corporate system works. I may make small margins, but with a league including thousands of players, where N = league size and N/4 * 10 = expected weekly earnings + cost of materials, with a large enough N, I can make bank! Unfortunately, most people aren't that nerdy, so my entire target audience for recruitment into my league in this area probably doesn't justify creating the company.)

Mem: Find a way to brainwash people into loving DnD. Stupid Christians. Ted Haggard can go fuck himself in his own ass. That would enlarge the target audience. It's called "marketing," and it basically means creating your own demand.

Note: I'm bitching about this, but I still haven't given up on it! I WILL make DnD America's new favorite pastime! Fuck baseball.

Update: I just printed this out, and I'm about to drive over to the game store to see if I can work with them to do the marketing and make this happen.

Little Known Fact: Capitalists and Men Both Actually Hate, Hate, Hate Competition

So, I was thinking about becoming an entrepreneur. That's the spirit, right? You just need a good idea, work ethic, some smarts, and off you go to wealth and success. Well, no. Here's my idea: I want to create a company that produces vitamin-enriched, low-sodium, vegetarian pizza with a vegan option. That's a great idea, right? Ok.

Remember that girl who got arrested for trying to sell lemonade at a lemonade stand, since Wal-Mart believed this was a serious threat to their high-fructose empire? Or from my personal experience, I remember this Hispanic boy when I was a freshman in high school. He was a smart kid; we both got into honors literature and were studying the book 1984. Keep in mind that a few years before, this guy was in Mexico and spoke no English.

Well, I remember him complaining about his brother's arrest, who along with several people he knew in the community, were detained at a local park for trying to sell hand-crafted kites. I distinctly recall his frustration with the difference between his former conception of American freedom and the reality of American Capitalism. It was the difference between a country where talented craftsmen could create a unique cultural product and sell it without an overwhelmingly destructive barrier to entry, for example from a cart at the park, and a country where Wal-Mart calls the police to ensure that no one is competing with their cheap plastic bullshit for only $2 more.

And what about my nutritious vegan pizza idea? People don't want that, either. There's no demand for it. People are only as demanding as they are creative, and trust me; they aren't creative. Market research shows that people only want salty, disgusting, greasy pizza. The government refuses to regulate it because of all the lobbying money being spent by the pizza industry in D.C., both frozen and delivery. And even if I could somehow brainwash people with an ultra effective revolutionary marketing campaign to make them want better pizza, the existing industry would probably levy the police forces against me in order to shut me down, just like my Hispanic friend from high school.

I'm sure the regulatory system governing the pizza industry is hopelessly complex in every way except regarding creating healthier pizza, mostly to disguise the fact that the American dream is total bullshit.

Proof That You Need Millions of Dollars To Compete In The Pizza Industry

Bloomberg reveals the claim that pizza is special; it's not. It's just a prominent example. So yes, he's biased. But you know what? At least he's a decent guy. And at least he didn't make his money by accepting bribes from the pizza industry and then claiming it was all because he worked so hard, like Mitt Romney.

Look, the little girl lemonade criminal syndicate became a meme!

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Nanny Pimpin' Ain't Easy

Some of you may be a little interested to see what this guy would write when trying to woo the woman of his dreams on match dot com. Just what was I able to get past the moderators? So, for example, they took down my STD test results. But what were they like, "ok, whatever man, " about? Fear not! What kind of  real man would I be if I denied you that answer? Let's begin with the last paragraph, since it sort of resolves my entire issue with dating sites in general:

"Market price for a live-in nanny is around $300/week. If it were our child, I would do it for free (though hopefully be able to hire said nanny). If it's some other idiot's kid, forget it! Also, if you are just looking for money, you are doing it wrong; escorts can make anywhere between $100/hour and around $4,000 per night. With that much money you can pay the live-in nanny and forgo the complication of living with someone you do not love."

That's right. I'm looking for a lucky lady who can read this, interpret it, agree with it, and still be interested in the author. And guess what? I have a date this Monday. What else? I know she's for real. Did I pique your interest? Ok, here's the full profile:

I am a bit of a loner. I suppose that is the cost of being a free-thinker. But I love people, and I work a job that requires customer service skills, which I possess amply. Some people think I'm funny. I really dislike elitism and love people who just want to live and be happy. I believe I am handsome and enjoy things that are beautiful. I believe communication skills are very important. Passion and positivity are two qualities that go well independently or together. I like to be around people who think positive things about me, and I think that's true for most if not all people. "I thrive on change, and know how to capitalize on it. It is important that I have enough change and variety. I derive personal satisfaction from directly helping others. I naturally see the links, relationships and patterns between different ideas. I see the "big picture." I have a creative imagination and am gifted at using words (verbally and/or in writing) to express new ideas, concepts or plots. I can be called on when a fresh, new way to communicate important information is needed. I am motivated to cause good, growth and gain in the lives of others. I am also insightful as to the personality, intentions, emotions, ethics, values, and moods of people. I am effective in helping to develop other employees or interacting with customers. I am naturally curious about how things work. I can help uncover possibilities." "The MAPP test has undergone extensive validity and reliability testing by a number of psychologists, including correlating the results to the Strong Interest Inventory®. Reliability studies also indicate that the MAPP test is consistent over time." So, it's not the most romantic thing ever, but it indicates some scientifically validated qualities that I possess, which might be better than my mouthing off whatever I want you to believe about me. Also, I just bought my best friend's significant other a birthday present, and she really liked it. I think this means I am considerate. :) P.S. I am a vegetarian, and I'm interested in women who are loving and care about animals. "I recently discovered that I'm about 1% Jewish, and I'm confident I have a Jewish 3rd cousin. So let that be the 1% that speaks, and consider me a self-hating Jew. Because we all know that the 1% is the only percent that matters, anyway." "I think the real question is, "Has Elizabeth Warren actually done anything to help the Native Americans?" They live in forgotten squalor, and no one gives a [----] about them. So what about their mighty representative in the Senate? What does she do to defend the people who enabled her success?" I scored a 35 on the MCAT and had a 3.72 GPA at Emory, and I was supposed to be a medical doctor. But I alienated the elite by pointing out how racist they are with statements like these. Now I deliver pizzas. I have a few business ideas in the works, however, and I don't expect to stay down forever. Also, being a pizza delivery guy is actually a pretty good job. Thanks a million, Mr. Schnatter. I like Jewish girls; they are smart and conscientious. But obviously I mean ancestry and upbringing and not religion or race. The most important quality a woman can have is the ability to love. Market price for a live-in nanny is around $300/week. If it were our child, I would do it for free (though hopefully be able to hire said nanny). If it's some other idiot's kid, forget it! Also, if you are just looking for money, you are doing it wrong; escorts can make anywhere between $100/hour and around $4,000 per night. With that much money you can pay the live-in nanny and forgo the complication of living with someone you do not love. 

Nanny Pimpin' Ain't Easy

Update: The match dot com staff just discovered that I wrote this and promptly removed it. I've added it again in the hopes that a different team member reviews and approves of it. This is why gender diversity is good in any position, even match dot com moderation jobs.

Saturday, March 7, 2015

Guess Who's Coming to

Oh yeah, baby! That's right. Ladies please, restrain yourselves. I know it's hard. But I'm now on for your perusal.

Test (Req #9101354)ValueRangeResultTest DateResults Date
Hepatitis C<0 .1="" td="">0.0-0.9Negative03/04/201503/05/2015
HIV-1 Antibody<1 .00="" td=""><1 .00="" td="">Negative03/04/201503/05/2015
HIV 1/O/2 Abs, QualNon ReactiveNon ReactiveNegative03/04/201503/05/2015

I put this in my profile initially, but the staff removed it. I was a little disappointed, as I thought these results were valuable information for a dating site. I wish all the women would do the same.

I have oh so subtly seduced them with the thought of being like this subject of my material affections; I posted a link to the gift I bought my best friend's significant other for her birthday.

"Just think. That could be you. :) "

Unfortunately, the staff removed these links that I had hoped would tantalize my potential female lover with fantasies of my doting affection. 

So far, no women have seemed in the least bit interested except a Russian woman who is a little bit too old for me and already has a child. So maybe if she pays me to help take care of her kid. I'm a very good mother, I think.