Saturday, March 7, 2015

Guess Who's Coming to

Oh yeah, baby! That's right. Ladies please, restrain yourselves. I know it's hard. But I'm now on for your perusal.

Test (Req #9101354)ValueRangeResultTest DateResults Date
Hepatitis C<0 .1="" td="">0.0-0.9Negative03/04/201503/05/2015
HIV-1 Antibody<1 .00="" td=""><1 .00="" td="">Negative03/04/201503/05/2015
HIV 1/O/2 Abs, QualNon ReactiveNon ReactiveNegative03/04/201503/05/2015

I put this in my profile initially, but the staff removed it. I was a little disappointed, as I thought these results were valuable information for a dating site. I wish all the women would do the same.

I have oh so subtly seduced them with the thought of being like this subject of my material affections; I posted a link to the gift I bought my best friend's significant other for her birthday.

"Just think. That could be you. :) "

Unfortunately, the staff removed these links that I had hoped would tantalize my potential female lover with fantasies of my doting affection. 

So far, no women have seemed in the least bit interested except a Russian woman who is a little bit too old for me and already has a child. So maybe if she pays me to help take care of her kid. I'm a very good mother, I think.

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